Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?