Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Silver Medalist Jokes More Silver Medalist Jokes

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay