Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Silver Medalist Jokes More Silver Medalist Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.