Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Silver Medalist Jokes More Silver Medalist Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.