How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

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Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

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What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.