What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind