How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...