What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.