What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.