What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

How do you say bra in German?

dashud sthapem from flappen

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.