What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor