What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook