Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

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Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.