Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
It makes the front page.
It promotes equality.
Finnish Goods
Because he doesn't exist.
He got arrested for possession.
Ghoooooooooooooouuull!
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Holy crap.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.