Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
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Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
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