Holy Crap Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country