Holy crap.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
He was looking for pooh.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Because he doesn't exist.
They both begin a trip at the post!
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
His hand caught on fire.
Hoblin Goblin.
A phone moan.
