What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).