What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!