Terrible Joke Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What do you call a Greek Magician?

Abra Kebabra

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write