Terrible Joke Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

Apologise Jokes More Apologise Jokes

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What is the collective noun for a group of depressives?

A melancolony

Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?

Because they literally can't even.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"