What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D