What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair