Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.