Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.