Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

China Jokes More China Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Wong Number Jokes More Wong Number Jokes

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!