Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
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4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Because it's down to earth.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
They need clean air.
The spelling.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
It was the Wong choice
Because two Wongs don't make a white
Cause they all have phones!
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