Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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Bicycle petals !

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How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.