What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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Because two Eds are better than one.

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Because of their 'cush'ions!

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We'd be good together.

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He wanted to get joint custody.

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.