Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!