Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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Why do stoners love couches?

Because of their 'cush'ions!

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++