Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.