Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.