What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Spit Swallow Gargle

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CANTELOPE

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Cantelope.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.