What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!