What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!