What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Bluebird Jokes More Bluebird Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.