What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.