What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.