What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.