Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......