Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

Dangerous Animal Jokes More Dangerous Animal Jokes

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

Stupid People Jokes More Stupid People Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."