What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Argh Jokes More Argh Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"