What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Argh Jokes More Argh Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"