What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Mohammed Jokes More Mohammed Jokes

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '