What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

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Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"