Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.