Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

A dumb terminal

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"