Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout