What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.