What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

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But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.