Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !