Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.