Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.