How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch?

Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!

Reckon Jokes More Reckon Jokes

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."