Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!