Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.