Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.