Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Safe Word Jokes More Safe Word Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.