Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.