Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in