Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.