Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

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Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.