Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.