Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in