Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.