Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.