What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

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How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.