What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.