What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Dagobah Jokes More Dagobah Jokes

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling