Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Previous Random Joke Next
Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Yep Jokes More Yep Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.