Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.