What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood