He thinks one step ahead
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
The foundation's been laid.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
They throw silverware down the stairs.
They slide down the banana-ster! :D
Loose stools
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
