How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.