How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"