What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Civil Engineer Jokes More Civil Engineer Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.