Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go?

Flabio.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.