Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!