What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why did Yellow divorce Red?

Because Red Blue Green