What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

WhatsApp and SMS ?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Yellow Jokes More Yellow Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.