What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Yellow Jokes More Yellow Jokes

What is Yellow and Red?

That is ultimate question.

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow