Giggle Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet