Giggle Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What is Al Shabaab's theme song?

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Abreast Jokes More Abreast Jokes

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

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flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)