Giggle Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

Yellow Jokes More Yellow Jokes

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

What is Yellow and Red?

That is ultimate question.

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

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