What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Who gave you a nickel?

Everyone did."