What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

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Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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Who gave you the nickel?

She said "They all did".

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .