How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."